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Name Phone Address City State Zip Citizenship Drivers License When you expire Age Race Sex-- (Male) (Female) (Unknown) Sexual Preference Social Security Numbers SS # number 2 SS # number 3 Aliases: (1) (2) (3) Last place of incarceration Booking Number Length of sentence Name of Parole Officer Phone Number 1. IQ Level -under 40 -under 80 -overqualified 2. Outstanding Legal Actions -Paternity Dispute -Child Abuse -Parole Violation -Sexual Harrassment -Stalking -Driving under the influence Other 3. Skills: -Lying -Cheating -Stealing -Cooking the Books -Tax Evasion -Conspiratorial Plots -Fraud -Lock Picking -Hot Wiring -Money Laundering -Escape Artist -Forgery -Phone Freaking -Computer Hacking Other 4. Past Experience: -Bag Man -Enforcer -Disbarred Attorney -Postal Worker -Convict -Bookie -Bouncer -Mud Wrestler -New York Cabie -Slumlord -Nixon Aide -Valujet Mechanic -Panhandler -Drug Dealer Other 5.Education: -6th grade -Junior High -EST -Refrom School -Laugh and Learn Traffic School -Growing Years Nursery School -Mommy & Me -ROTC -Kamikazi Training -Rex Cars Driving School -Hooked on Phonics Other 6.Prior Criminal Cinvictions: -Manslaughter -Public Endangerment -Tax Evasion -Fraud -Nose Picking -Bribery -Perjury -Embezzlement -DUI -Breaking And Entering -RICO Other 7. Memberships and Associations: -KKK -AA -Communist Party -Viper Militia -LA Bar Association -SAG -Nazi Party -Church of Scientology -Freemen -Moonies -Teamsters -American Telemarketing Assn. Other 8. Drug Experience: -Cocaine -LSD -Alcohol -Seat Sniffing -Eastasy -Opium -Hreoine -Ruffs -Reds -Prozak -Ridlin -Marijuana -Mushrooms -Pet Tranquilizers Other
