Junkerland artwork proudly done by Jeff Schnur. To see his serious renderings click here.

Mr. Frog's Wild Ride

We join Mr. Frog on what was supposed to be a nice ride in the country. But Mr. Frog made one mistake. He call forwarded his home telephone to his cellular phone.

As we drive in the country we see various pitchmen trying to sell us various things. Mr. Frog's cellular phone rings, and it is Mega-Bank Visa, trying to sell Mr. Frog credit card insurance. Distracted by the junk call, poor Mr. Frog drives into a railroad tunnel where old Engine #999 hits him head on.

The final scene shows where Mr. Frog winds up....Lots of little red guys with pitchforks! Poor Mr. Frog!